Maybe you would have been something I’d be good at

But now we’ll never know…
http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2009/04/lindsay-lohan-samantha-ronson-are-dunzo/
US Magazine:
Samantha Ronson’s mother and sister asked Beverly Hills police how they could obtain a restraining order three days after Lindsay Lohan was banned from a Ronson family event.
E! News:
Lindsay Lohan exclusively tells E! News that reports of her breakup with Samantha Ronson are true: “We are taking a brief break so I can [...]

Ah, regret.

Digital Spy reports:
Lindsay Lohan has revealed that she regrets writing online about her relationship with Samantha Ronson.
The actress has frequently used social networking sites to quash rumours of romance trouble in recent months.
Lohan has now claimed that her attempts to set the record straight backfired – because they simply fuelled the press interest in her [...]

This rules.

[Yoinked from AE.]  I know I’m a little late on this one, but it totes needs to be posted here.

you know things are bad when daddy lohan starts begging

how i adore the huffington post! 
with love, from Ariana’s homeslice Chris Kelly (and a tip from Virb!):
Lohanomics
When Mother Teresa died she owned the clothes on her back, a rosary and a bucket. The day she died, like every other day, she started off with the Prayer of St. Francis, the one that asks, “Oh Master grant that [...]

Cover song for LiLo’s next CD?

From her latest anti-breakup-rumors blog post:
head games- that’s what the tabloids and pap’s play with everyone ….
Currently listening:
Head Games
By Foreigner

whew, close call!

the joys of subscribing to lilo’s myspace on google reader:
…we did NOT break up!
access hollywood, extra, et, every tabloid, page six… AND every GOSSIP website. Get your stories straight please. It’s really annoying to have all of your friends emailing you saying, i saw, i read, etc… NOT TRUE
:) xoxox Lindsay
glad we got that cleared [...]

Oh I wish I had a river I could 808 on

So I was thinking new Kanye = M83, but here is S.Ro’s take on the issue:
yup, i don’t think I can recall any other song recorded by a hip hop artist that has broken my heart the way joni mitchell, damien rice or nick drake can. I know I am placing him in strange company, but [...]

We do this my(space) way

Lindsay tells “the truth” !!!  (Can we handle it?)

Regarding the breakup rumors:
all in all-they should just stop asking altogether, once and for all if she and i are broken up because frankly, if we ever ever did….
(But they won’t !!!)
i would say it before they could even think of asking. i’d say it here probably… [...]

She’s tired of rumors starting, she’s sick of being kicked off Facebook

From “Upset with Facebook“:
here i am loving facebook (as well as myspace-hehe) but going on facebook to talk to some of my friends and they are thinking that I AM THE “FAKE” OF MYSELF!!! hahahahahaha.. at first i laughed, and then i got angry. angry because, with ALL the people that PRETEND to be me [...]

voted!

my first thought was, where’s sam?!??
but then i realized, the gif is not a citizen of the good ole’ us of a.
oh, and re: are they or arent they [broken up], im remaining optimistic.
abs thrilled about obama, but lots of awful stuff still happenening for us gaymos. what ever happened to preaching tolerance and respect? [...]