oh no you di’n't

for some godawful reason (oh, past indescretions!), the jerk heading girls gone wild was recently asked about l.ron. his response? something along the lines of “oh, samantha has her on a leash ight now, but lindsay is totally straight! if sam gave her some slack, she’d revert.”
thanks asshole, very mature.
(though i will note the fact [...]

wait!

but we’re not bitter at all!
in fact, bitter is NOT the new gay. Gay is not the new bitter.
what we are in fact is this: concerned with the current state of national and media affairs!
and lucky you; val.claire and i are going to help you find your way in this wonderfully gender bending, polar bear [...]