wait!

but we’re not bitter at all!
in fact, bitter is NOT the new gay. Gay is not the new bitter.
what we are in fact is this: concerned with the current state of national and media affairs!
and lucky you; val.claire and i are going to help you find your way in this wonderfully gender bending, polar bear [...]

i guess we could have written about palin

but come on! we’re trying to be original.