wtf, l. ron?

Palin for Halloween? you two TOTALLY stole my idea!!


 The proof:

3:38 PM me:  yess
  so for halloween
  would it be too much
  if i went as palin
3:39 PM Val: hahahha!
  i think she’ll be a popular one
  you’d make a great half-asian palin
  pile that hair on top of your head
3:41 PM me: hhhaa ok
3:45 PM me: ill need a wasilla sash
a shotgun
and a pregnant teen

 Oh well, go ahead. it’s not like a have a butch friend to be my Todd. Speaking of marriage….

re: all those mixed messages about the pair breaking up / getting engaged, i just read this hilarious clip on a hispanic blog. here it is translated into english:

The Daily Mail claimed yesterday that Lindsay and Sam got into an argument and are now on the verge of a breakup. Sam is reportedly afraid Lindsay might have slipped back into the party girl habit and wants her to step away from the limelight. She also didn’t appreciate how obsessive Lindsay’s been over her and at times has felt she is being smothered.

Meanwhile, MTV News UK , says Samantha proposed to Lindsay during their trip in Mexico.

The couple were said to be having dinner by the beach when a waiter came over to the table and revealed a diamond ring which had been hidden beneath a silver tray.
A source who witnessed the proposal at the £1,500 a night hotel the girls were staying at has said “It was a gorgeous ring with a big diamond”

I don’t know which of these reports if any are true, but I refuse to believe Samantha proposed to Lindsay in such a cliched way. Don’t lesbians have any originality? Sam should have gotten her drunk and hid the diamond in her lobster. The next day when Lindsay’s writhing in agony as the ring tears through her intestine, Sam should go, “You know that pain you feel? It’s love. In the form of a diamond ring. Will you marry me?” Just don’t expect Lindsay to reply, “Yes, yes, a million times, yes!,” right away.

I’m going to have to agree here: dykes are way more creative than that. just ask marie, who regularly gets crafty with photo scrapbooking.



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2 responses to “wtf, l. ron?

  1. 1. You don’t have a butch friend? Actually, I could definitely see all of your friends being girly girls.
    2. The lobster suggestion thing was rather… grotesque, I thought. I’m glad you read Hispanic blogs though.
    3. You need blog post (and email) goggles to filter out your many, many Marie references. (or am I the only one who regrets them?)

  2. Erin

    they fill me with regret too, don’t worry

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