According to our guy on the scene, Lindsay must have thought one of the paps tripped her — because she turned around and punched a photog in the nose! She was on the phone at the time and, after the punch, told whoever she was talking to, “Oh my God, I just hit a paparazzi.” Cops were called to the scene, but no charges were made.
but we’re not bitter at all!
in fact, bitter is NOT the new gay. Gay is not the new bitter.
what we are in fact is this: concerned with the current state of national and media affairs!
and lucky you; val.claire and i are going to help you find your way in this wonderfully gender bending, polar bear hating, rockstar heiress dj dating, sexually fluid, black man nominating, old man debating, national media making debacle.
plus, val’s really good at using paint. and i for one want more pics of lilo and sammie smiling like schoolkids.
i feel compelled to add that i do in fact love obama and his stance on me marrying chicks.