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you know things are bad when daddy lohan starts begging


how i adore the huffington post! 
with love, from Ariana’s homeslice Chris Kelly (and a tip from Virb!):


When Mother Teresa died she owned the clothes on her back, a rosary and a bucket. The day she died, like every other day, she started off with the Prayer of St. Francis, the one that asks, “Oh Master grant that I may never seek so much to be consoled as to console.” I know what you’re thinking: Showoff.

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Deadbeat, Dissing, Dumbass Dad Defends Daughter ?

[From the LA Times]

Michael Lohan says Barack Obama is like the pot calling the kettle black.

“For Barack Obama to condemn my daughter for past indiscretions when he admitted to the exact same himself is indicative of what kind of president he would be,” Michael Lohan told Fox’s News Pop Tarts via e-mail on Wednesday night.

Omg Michael Lohan is a complete idiot.  (Remember how he totally dissed L. Ron recently?)  But in the end he always wins because he gets the media attention.

Also, just because Obama admitted that he did “a little blow” doesn’t mean he’s had a lifetime of Lilo-like indiscretions.

The moral of the story (as usual)?  Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


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